Established 1987 · A Nonpartisan Conservation Initiative 501(c) status — number to be confirmed

Protecting the waters since 1987

Preserving the natural flow of conversation.

“In Vino Conservatio”

The River Preservation Society is a member-led conservation body dedicated to protecting the clarity of the waters, the integrity of the spirits, and the free flow of regional discourse — one gathering at a time.

Measurable impact, every quarter.

The Society maintains rigorous records. Figures below reflect the most recent reporting period and are subject to peer review (loud).

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Sessions convened since founding
0
Specimens collected & analyzed this quarter
0%
Tasting volume, year-over-year (Q3)
1
Watershed actively protected (living-room-sized)

Areas of Focus

Where our stewardship runs deepest.

Our field programs are coordinated across four core disciplines. Each is overseen by a credentialed member and conducted under strict, repeatable protocol.

Field Sampling

Regular on-site collection and assessment of regional samples. Conducted monthly, rain or shine, with full chain-of-custody documentation.

Water Quality Analysis

Each specimen undergoes a thorough quality evaluation by our Director of Assessment. Findings range from “acceptable” to “notable.”

Sediment Studies

Ongoing analysis of accompanying solid deposits — cheeses, charcuterie, and assorted small foods essential to a balanced ecosystem.

Flow Rate Monitoring

We track seasonal variation in conversational volume and pour rate, ensuring the discourse never runs dry before adjournment.

Governance

The Board of Tributaries.

Our work is guided by a dedicated volunteer board, each member bringing decades of combined experience to the watershed.

S
Sylvia
Founder & Chair
Convenes all sessions. Final authority on matters of clarity, vintage, and adjournment.
M
Vacant Seat
Dir. of Water Quality
Determines whether a given specimen meets the Society's exacting standards.
R
Vacant Seat
Sergeant-at-Arms
Responsible for safe transport to and from all field sites. Does not partake during duty hours.
H
Vacant Seat
Hydration Officer
Maintains supplementary water reserves and ensures all members remain in good standing.

Membership

Join the cause.

Membership is by invitation and requires demonstrated commitment to the cause — and a working corkscrew. Dues are payable, in part, in kind.

Tributary
BYO
Entry level · per session
  • Standing invitation to monthly field work
  • Voting rights on snack selection
  • Access to the group correspondence
Apply
Steward
A Bottle
Most popular · per session
  • All Tributary benefits
  • Eligibility for the Board of Tributaries
  • One (1) vote on meeting location
  • Discretion guaranteed in perpetuity
Apply
Benefactor
The Good Stuff
Lifetime · one-time pledge
  • All Steward benefits
  • Naming rights to a future session
  • Permanent seat reserved at the table
Inquire

Stay current with the watershed.

Subscribe to our quarterly bulletin for session minutes, upcoming field dates, and selected findings.