Protecting the waters since 1987
“In Vino Conservatio”
The River Preservation Society is a member-led conservation body dedicated to protecting the clarity of the waters, the integrity of the spirits, and the free flow of regional discourse — one gathering at a time.
The Society maintains rigorous records. Figures below reflect the most recent reporting period and are subject to peer review (loud).
Areas of Focus
Our field programs are coordinated across four core disciplines. Each is overseen by a credentialed member and conducted under strict, repeatable protocol.
Regular on-site collection and assessment of regional samples. Conducted monthly, rain or shine, with full chain-of-custody documentation.
Each specimen undergoes a thorough quality evaluation by our Director of Assessment. Findings range from “acceptable” to “notable.”
Ongoing analysis of accompanying solid deposits — cheeses, charcuterie, and assorted small foods essential to a balanced ecosystem.
We track seasonal variation in conversational volume and pour rate, ensuring the discourse never runs dry before adjournment.
Governance
Our work is guided by a dedicated volunteer board, each member bringing decades of combined experience to the watershed.
Membership
Membership is by invitation and requires demonstrated commitment to the cause — and a working corkscrew. Dues are payable, in part, in kind.
Subscribe to our quarterly bulletin for session minutes, upcoming field dates, and selected findings.